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#IfTransTalkedLikeCis

@nataliereed84:
Oh, you're cis? Nice to meet you! So, what's your vagina like?
@nataliereed84:
Wow! You look great! I never would have gussed you were cis!
@Mowgli3:
"But how am I supposed to learn what cis bodies are like if I can't ask you everything about yours?"
@AndyTehNerd:
But how can you be sure that's your gender? What if that's just what you were raised to believe?
@nataliereed84:
But are you SURE you want to remain male? How do you know for sure this is right for you?
@AndersStarmark:
Of course I support you. But I just want you tone it down. You're scaring people, and scared people are dangerous.
@nataliereed84:
But "cis" people might regret not transitioning! We need strict criteria for diagnosing cisgenderism to prevent that.
@AndersStarmark:
I don't believe Cises get raped. Who'd fuck one of them?
@LanaLangton:
Yeah you can come clubbing with us but only if you promise to act like a girl.
@AndersStarmark:
This magic ring will keep your gender the way it is.
@nataliereed84:
People with mental health disorders might think they're cis when they're really not. We can't trust their choices.
@LanaLangton:
You must declare your cisism immediately when you meet me or any of my friends else you are deceiving us.
@nataliereed84:
It's not my fault I'm not attracted to cis ppl. I just find your bodies icky. It's just my sexual orientation!
@nataliereed84:
No, but what's your REAL name? You know, the one you actually chose.
@nataliereed84:
Wait, so you think you're a womon-born-womon? Isn't that just equating sex with gender and buying into the patriarchy?
@LanaLangton:
sorry if you find what we say offensive it's just we're not used to actually talking to cis people & its only 'banter'
@nataliereed84:
Look son, I understand you identify as your birth sex, but why can't you just transition to being a butch lesbian?
@AndersStarmark:
No, I'm sorry, you may not use the ungendered restroom. A gendered one? No, never heard of them. Wouldn't work anyway.
@nataliereed84:
Isn't it a bit selfish to go around claiming you're really your birth sex and expect us all to just go along with it?
@nataliereed84:
You may think you're a woman because you're XX, but I think of you as male, and you need to respect my beliefs.
@nataliereed84:
But if we let cis men use the men's room, what's to stop one of them from raping your children!?!?
@kinetictheorist:
I'm glad your granddad died before finding out your cis
@PeregrineTwist:
so you mean your cock is ATTACHED!? How do you sterilise and wash it properly?
@maeveregan:
Oh, your new partner is cis? So do you actually have sex or what?
@nataliereed84:
Son, you say that you're a boy, but I think you're a bit too young to be making that decision.
@nataliereed84:
Honey, I know you think you want to remain male, but are you sure this isn't just a mid-life crisis?
@AndersStarmark:
I'm a psychologist. I can help you cope with your reluctance to transition. Just relax. Let me help.
@AndersStarmark:
You know, for a cis you're pretty attractive. I'd even call you fuckable.
@MaeveCaitKelly:
Wow! You're such a convincing cis person, I just thought you were normal! Well done.
@sashapixlee:
Dude, she looks like she might be cis. Be careful, bro
@sasugakirin:
Just because "grue" is used to hurt you cis people all the time doesn't mean I can't reclaim it.
@BecciCath:
No, Cis Identity Disorder shouldn't be removed from the DSM, I mean, being cis is a lifestyle choice, so u must b mad
@Dru_Marland:
You're cis? -honestly, I'd never have known, you look so good
@AndersStarmark:
If you cis people didn't scare people of we'd have opposite sex marriage a long time ago!
@Dru_Marland:
"Are they real?" (gropes stranger's breasts)
@AndersStarmark:
I think you're taking it a little hard when someone truegenders you. It's just a label, it's nothing serious.
@LadyJaya:
You mean your breasts started growing when you were 12? Can I feel them? They seem so real!

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practicalandrogyny: Web comic: Poly In Pictures 83: Cold Confused Caller Caption: I like to confuse cold-callers. Caller: Is this the lady of the house? Stick figure: Um. No; who’s calling, please? Caller: May I speak to the lady or the man of the house, please? Stick figure: There are no men or women living here. WHO IS THIS? Caller: Oh… I— er. *Beeeeep* The alt text says “This really happened.”

practicalandrogyny:

Web comic: Poly In Pictures 83: Cold Confused Caller

Caption: I like to confuse cold-callers.

Caller: Is this the lady of the house?

Stick figure: Um. No; who’s calling, please?

Caller: May I speak to the lady or the man of the house, please?

Stick figure: There are no men or women living here. WHO IS THIS?

Caller: Oh… I— er. *Beeeeep*

The alt text says “This really happened.”

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pansexualpride:

The MANgina Monologues (A One Trans Show) starring Riki Wilchins. Just what America needed but didn’t know it wanted: a lesbian Jewish comic with a sex-change and an attitude. One of the country’s most prominent trans-activists, Wilchins takes on binary genders, identity politics, passing, political correctness and the medical establishment in an evening of humor, sketch and improvisation

This is awesome, funny and I love her!

Filed under stand up comedy funny video riki wilchins trans woman mtf