Posts tagged humour
Posts tagged humour
(via be-n)
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
(Source: fanoflegends, via thismakesmeanxious)
He now identifies as a journalist, but was born naked, hairless, and unable to control his bowels.
(via many-worlds)
Web comic: Poly In Pictures 83: Cold Confused Caller
Caption: I like to confuse cold-callers.
Caller: Is this the lady of the house?
Stick figure: Um. No; who’s calling, please?
Caller: May I speak to the lady or the man of the house, please?
Stick figure: There are no men or women living here. WHO IS THIS?
Caller: Oh… I— er. *Beeeeep*
The alt text says “This really happened.”

(via xyxrebellion)
Do I compromise my masculinity by using facemasks?